You eat ass for money

You eat ass for money

mrfatcakes:

onlylolgifs:

Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant

today the cup

tomorrow yo girl

charlesmachiavelli:

omgwtflolbbqsauce:

non-menthol:

Cheap ass used graphing paper… Smh white people

image

lol How are exposed breasts a sign of lack of self-respect?

autumnyte:

pussyless:



samjoonyuh:



Can this not become a thing?



You see if I saw this or I was on shift and this was my store, I would have punched these fucking cunts in the face.
And I hate how all the kids on this site keep saying “OMGZZZ Y AREN’T WE ALLOWED TO FIND ANYTHING FUNNY ANYMORE????” 
You’re allowed to find things funny, but this isn’t fucking funny. You immature children never fucking think about the repercussions of your actions. It’s not you that’s going to have to clean all that up, it’s going to be someone working the minimum wage while you sit at home, begging for notes on Tumblr.



So glad I wasn’t the only ‘humorless’ person who had this thought when I saw several of these gifs make the rounds. On top of forcing a minimum wage (probably overworked) person to clean up your foolish mess, ruined/vandalized merchandise, like all those greeting cards which no doubt had to be replaced, eventually leads to increased prices for everyone, etc.
Being a douchecanoe =/= comedy gold. 

I think it’s funny. I work minimum wage and constantly have to clean up after kids. I still find it funny.

autumnyte:

pussyless:

samjoonyuh:

Can this not become a thing?

You see if I saw this or I was on shift and this was my store, I would have punched these fucking cunts in the face.

And I hate how all the kids on this site keep saying “OMGZZZ Y AREN’T WE ALLOWED TO FIND ANYTHING FUNNY ANYMORE????” 

You’re allowed to find things funny, but this isn’t fucking funny. You immature children never fucking think about the repercussions of your actions. It’s not you that’s going to have to clean all that up, it’s going to be someone working the minimum wage while you sit at home, begging for notes on Tumblr.

So glad I wasn’t the only ‘humorless’ person who had this thought when I saw several of these gifs make the rounds.

On top of forcing a minimum wage (probably overworked) person to clean up your foolish mess, ruined/vandalized merchandise, like all those greeting cards which no doubt had to be replaced, eventually leads to increased prices for everyone, etc.

Being a douchecanoe =/= comedy gold. 

I think it’s funny. I work minimum wage and constantly have to clean up after kids. I still find it funny.

My house

is full of people

full of different smells

I don’t like this one bit

zpn:

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